Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,450 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 1/18 (50/660 points)
Achieve the Rank IRO
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (105/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Colors
Puzzler
Smarty
Escape!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Magical Artifact